Copywriter Creative Guy

IFAQS

b. 1986, HK.

INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Do you have a GIF of yourself dressed like a lumberjack trying to cut down a piece of broccoli? 

A: 100%

Q: I just Googled “Pete Nordstrom” and I got the CEO of Nordstrom department store. Do you ever borrow his likeness for personal gain?

A: Yup. 

Q: Do you guys know each other personally and go Jet Skiing every other Saturday? 

A: What? No.  

Q: What made you decide to switch your college major from journalism to creative advertising? 

A:  Great question. a college professor told me I was going end up like her. she was writer who lived in a log cabin with 8 cats and no running water. i'm not big on cats so I changed my major. 

Q: That's not a very good story.

A: that's not a question. 

Q: Do you live in a shoebox in brooklyn? 

A: basically

Q: What’s your pornstar name?

A: Rocky Butternut